Junkprise

The type of surprise a man experiences when during foreplay, reaches into the panties of an attractive young "woman" who turns out to have a pair of balls and a cock, perhaps even larger than his own.

"Jesus...did you hear about Billy last night? He got a junkprise from that sweetie at the bar. She was the hottest girl at the casino but turns out she was packing more meat than the local butcher."

Junkprise by TheLargeBreast February 21, 2014

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jurprise

A Jewish ginger with a hot mom

Shut up jurprise

jurprise by Kyle_🇮🇲 November 18, 2021

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Junkprise • junkpile • jurprise

junkpile

Usually performed on a schoolyard playground at recess when a bunch of kids pile on top of some poor sap who fell down or was tackled in a game of football etc...

Trevor get tackled in a game of football and someone hollers out "junkpile" and everyone within earshot piles on top of poor Trevor

junkpile by SofaCrumbs August 23, 2009

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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