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An all around general term for the functioning of ones junk,
for example going to the bathroom.

hey what are you doing, what? Oh! I am am having a junk function!

eww! whats that smell?.... Oh that.... Smells like a junk function...

Watch your step, a dog had a junk function there
by Coldsurvival July 01, 2011