A person exhibiting qualities similar to those you might expect from a blind, pre-Sapien infant. Often seen spouting an incoherent babble of recycled jokes and movie quotes, the Juncan never fails to fail, ironically a successful juncture in itself.
I Juncan
You Juncan
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He/she Juncan
Used in a sentence: "He was casually Juncan' it while quoting How I Met Your Mother ceaselessly."
by Admiral Q. Drilling-Rights October 23, 2013
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