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Jumped in my Grave 

The act of highjacking someones seat without their knowledge, usually when they are hitting the shitter.
Dude, I got to take a dump and come back and you jumped in my grave!
Jumped in my Grave by BT3100 April 23, 2010

You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven

Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.
Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"

jumper in the door 

When you have to take a dump and it feels like the tip is sticking out, much like when a skydiver stands in the door of a plane preparing to jump.
I had to hustle home after eating at Taco Bell because I had a jumper in the door.
jumper in the door by mem November 4, 2003

flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff

One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.
Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!

bird in a stripey jumper 

A bee or a wasp that is bigger than regular size.
BUZZZZ!!

Ben: what's that's?

Tim: I don't know

(Massive bee goes past)

Ben: look at that bird in a stripey jumper!

Indian Jumper Cables 

is where you take a pair of jumper cables and put it on a girls tits then put it on your cock and shoot "webs" on it there for traveling up to the tit
Just did the Indian Jumper cables to my girl in bed last night
Indian Jumper Cables by anonymous January 23, 2021