july 1st

by smo3 October 15, 2019

July 1st

Give your favorite child $40 more then you would normally give them that day.

Mom-Hey kiddo here is your allowance

Kid-thanks mom now you have to give me $40 extra dollars

Mom-No I Don’t!!!
Kid-It is July 1st
Mom-oh crap

Hey Laurie todays July 1st give me 10 dollars

by Y0URF4TH3R August 5, 2022

Yo guess what day it is. What day is it? July 1st, national send your bf a booty pic day.

by Ajaputt June 30, 2022

National buy your friend a 20 piece chicken nugget from McDonald’s.

Joseph - “Hey Robbie it’s July 1st.”
Robbie - *Buys Joseph a 20 piece nugget*

by Jonsuf July 1, 2022

July 1st is send your best friend a booty vid day, so if you got a fat ass, show it off to your best friend!

its July 1st, send be a booty pic!

by MaxGoose July 1, 2021

The day when the ugliest bitches are born i to society

• Doctor: “Your son will be born on July 1st!” Mom: “Doc, is it too late to get an abortion?”

by jacksondoser1 April 11, 2022