A person with this name always has the biggest dick in the room
Wow i bet that guy is julian
#wow #that #guy #bet #julian
by Cyoung August 27, 2008
A very annoying guy, really full of himself with a large ego. His only insults are calling people "tools", and telling them to go eff themselves. He is intelligent, but likes to act like an idiot and piss off teachers. He gels down his Jew-fro, making it look very dirty and oily.

Overall, he's a tool.
"Hey Julian!"

Julian: "YOU'RE A TOOL!"
#julian #jew #jewfro #idiot #ego #tool
by calculatorpaperclip January 16, 2010
The term for a cheap 8-ounce glass (which can never hold anything non-alcoholic) that you carry around with you while you're drunk. Derived from the Canadian "Trailer Park Boys" TV show in which Julian, a character, is never shown without his rum and coke.
While at Wal-Mart, looking for a new Julian because I got drunk and broke my old one.

Mike: That's a nice Julian...
Nem: $3?! Fuck that, let's just go to the dollar-store.
#drunk #glass #trailer park boys #alcohol #intoxicated
by Majkel November 16, 2009
Julian is a very gay boy, who refuses to come out of the closet, and covers it up by dating lots of girls. He is very conceited, and likes to talk about himself. Lots of girls think hes gay, but date him anyway. He thinks hes better at sports than he really is, but not many people agree with him.
ME: Did you see Julian today ?

YOU: Yeah...he looks so hot !

ME: Too bad he's totally gay !

YOU: I dont care, ill date him.

ME: You are so dumb...hes a fruitcake !
#gay #fruity #julean #juliann #boy #conceited #porn #sports #ugly #stupid #in the closet
by Dumbledork!(: September 24, 2011
A classic example of a pansy.
Dude, Julian is such a pansy. He is the pansiest of the pansies.
#pansy #dude #palm tree #bass #tall
by drdipepper February 14, 2011
A man you want to fuck in the ass so hard he bleeds.
Oh shit you are a Julian.
#ass #bleeder #dick #ass fucking #fucking
by -------------------------= September 23, 2010
Julian is the kind of man who loves to go to church and loves the martial arts. He constantly gets it up the butt from his priest and his girlfriend Erik (check that definition). He is always studying, yet he gets shitty grades. He never hangs with friends, and instead studies/does yoga/martial arts, and worst of all:

sits at the computer researching, and believes everything he reads.

Overall, he's fucking retarted.
Hey Julian, would you like to come over and play some video games?
No thank you, but thanks SO much for the amazing offer! I have to go home and study for my test. Even though it's 1 month away, I want to start studying NOW!
Alright fag, see ya.
I'd like to re-thank you for this great offer! I hope we can make something up in the following weeks when I don't get it up the butt.
#julian #yoga #misinformed #erik #scheme
by Feriscool October 31, 2010
The term Julian describes someone who is a fast food worker, a recovering drug addict, and a mushroom lover. Julian's usually need to live with their parents to get on their feet after dealing with all the other issues they have. Julians usually live in some broke ass border town in Texas, like Laredo. They appear to really be sincere at first early in the friendship, especially when they need something. They don't care who you are, they just want a ride home from work, or they want to hang out with you if you've got some pot.
This term comes from 'Julian Garcia' a famous character in these parts that deserves to be forgiven for everything he has ever done wrong.

Julians are not necessarily from Laredo, but this term might also be used on someone that lives in Austin as well. Julians really enjoy bisexual butt sex, spewing their lazy seed into the anus of some sleazy cum hungry mongrel, with desregard for their own body. Julians can be forgiven, but they have to fully recover from the effects of their hardcore mooching lifestyle. They also have to learn how to become more sincere.
1. "Please don't pull a Julian, just make sure you pay me back when you get your next paycheck, ok?"

2. "Jake's made my parents mad again for getting all Julian last night, and joining some gay gang rif raf."

3. "This mexican will Julianize your cock if you've got a bag of weed for him."
#julian #julian garcia #julianize #austin #laredo #mexican mafia
by hashbrash August 28, 2010
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