"damn Yvonne Tran, ur mom jousted me so hard yesterday... i cant even walk straight."
"HEY EVERYONE, Yvonne Tran jousted me and my dad"
"Joust or What?!?"
"HEY EVERYONE, Yvonne Tran jousted me and my dad"
"Joust or What?!?"
by Bob Dole January 12, 2005
To take a situation in which another party can benefit, and make sure the other party does not benefit in anyway. To take someones situation in the palm of your hand and screw it up.
Josh: Dog I was getting some from that girl, and you texted me that you were leaving the party with or without me and your my ride home and were 4 hours away from home. Your such a jouster.
by Highena July 23, 2009
(Jow-stead)- Jousting is another name for receiving head or "Beating that mouth up"; Can be done solo or with a friend to tag team on the girl(s). Created by: DJ Shawdi B of Knock Out Clique in Atlanta, Georgia.
Poncho: Wsup man? What you do today?
DJ Shawdi B: Man me an my homeboy went an Jousted on dis hoe today.
Poncho: Oh dats wsup...
DJ Shawdi B: Man me an my homeboy went an Jousted on dis hoe today.
Poncho: Oh dats wsup...
by DJ Shawdi B August 4, 2006
1. v. to contest a matter of controversy
2. n. the contest itself, consisting of the best two-out-of-three paper/rock/scissors
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RULES OF THE JOUST:
1. NO WHINING
2. ANYTHING may be jousted (even what you had for lunch)
3. if you call "no joust" after you say something, it cannot be jousted.
4. you CAN NOT "joust" a "no joust" call
5. Procedure is thus: A) someone says something B) someone calls "joust" or "no joust" C) If "joust" is called, proceed to step E D) if "no joust" is called, NOTHING HAPPENS E) After "joust" is called, immediately begin to farkle best two-out-of-three paper/rock/scissors F) when the winner is determined, the "joust" is over, and the winner is determined to be correct.
6. After the joust, the loser must verbally submit to the outcome, and declare it to be truth.
2. n. the contest itself, consisting of the best two-out-of-three paper/rock/scissors
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RULES OF THE JOUST:
1. NO WHINING
2. ANYTHING may be jousted (even what you had for lunch)
3. if you call "no joust" after you say something, it cannot be jousted.
4. you CAN NOT "joust" a "no joust" call
5. Procedure is thus: A) someone says something B) someone calls "joust" or "no joust" C) If "joust" is called, proceed to step E D) if "no joust" is called, NOTHING HAPPENS E) After "joust" is called, immediately begin to farkle best two-out-of-three paper/rock/scissors F) when the winner is determined, the "joust" is over, and the winner is determined to be correct.
6. After the joust, the loser must verbally submit to the outcome, and declare it to be truth.
"Keanu Reeves is the worst actor in the world."
"JOUST!"
--OR--
"Harrison Ford is the best actor in the world. No joust!"
"JOUST!"
--OR--
"Harrison Ford is the best actor in the world. No joust!"
by Division By Zorro December 27, 2003
A boy or girl who repetively talks to a person on the internet or phone texting while indirectly leading them on. The person may seem like they care when talking in writing but in in reality, when you ask them if they want to hang out or go somewhere, whether it be face to face or over the phone; there immediate response is "NO!", and they are a Joust. Some people commonly used Bagarble as a term to replace Joust.
Ex. Boy: I asked her to go the the movies but she begarbled me, and turned me down.
Usage- That girl is a Joust for turning me down.
Phone Text
Boy: Hey want to hang out sometime?!
Girl: Yea! Maybe next weekend!
Face-to-face
Boy: Hey want to see a movie?
Girl: NO, I cant.
Usage- That girl is a Joust for turning me down.
Phone Text
Boy: Hey want to hang out sometime?!
Girl: Yea! Maybe next weekend!
Face-to-face
Boy: Hey want to see a movie?
Girl: NO, I cant.
by David Keller January 2, 2008
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