Refers to the sound of a man with a lettuce pistol and a woman with a ham wallet cuming together usually associated with a slapping sound (i.e. two or more people, with shaved parts, cuming together)
1)Lattice jouster - one who engages in the act of lattice jousting
"I hear lattice jousting....I want in on that!"
by Gabe Larson May 6, 2008
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Two erect men compete with there dicks in a bare bottom joust of the penis until one becomes limp. The winner then get the spoiles. (possibly a woman)
I completed in a Texas joust to win the heart of my woman.
by Mmballs October 4, 2021
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'what did you get up to last night?'

'me and the wee tidy behind the bar got up to some donner jousting'
by West Leslie Capo June 30, 2014
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