The mexican immigrant who sells oranges by the roadstop in El Paso.
Guy 1: Hey can you give me an orange?
Guy 2: We'll get on the roadstop on 5 minutes, then you can buy some from Jose.
by Rumpelstiltskin The Jew February 04, 2014
Jose a mexican tamale maker who is a swinger. Quite the chubby chaser too. He sees a FUPA and he's there. Loves any and all sluts just like America is about give me your tired and poor.. Joses' motto is give me your whores of all shapes and sizes, diseases dont matter one cannot be picky. Titties and pussy (blue or not) is still titties and pussy. Most Joses' have no moral code and are a disgrace to everyone around them. If you hear the words "mmm smells like pussy in here" you know you've just met a Jose. Joses' are known to occasionally dabble in making phone sex/ voice recordings of themselves. Bottom line Joses' are the worst of the lot. Dirty little perverted man whores, who are sexist against women, that have no srtandards or morals of any kind and usually die of venereal diseases. If you meet a Jose run. But to be fair most Joses' are closet romantics. Don't be fooled!
Example: Hi my name is Jose and I'm going to act all mean and dickish, then be nice to you to get down your pants with the sole intention of giving you an STD so that you'll be stuck with me forever.
by Adolfs minge September 26, 2012
Faggot who sucks dicks a lot
You know him
Yes he is Jose the fag
by Brathsolus October 28, 2013
Monkey looking man....
Boy: Look at that monkey mommy

Mom: Oh...sweety that's a Jose
by Bootysweat:3 August 06, 2012
a person who gets really confused when some one tells him anything
QUE ,ESE? SOY JOSE!
by woodmaker September 21, 2010
Some mexican bitch in a lowrider
Jose:EY YO LOOK AT ME IN MY LOWRIDER SA... o shit... he brought his trolling friends..
by joseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee August 29, 2011
A man whose legs are so hairy, he looks like the half boy/half beast creature on Narnia.
Damn dude, I know you must be hot cuz you got that Jose going on and it's 100 degrees outside.
by Stew-Pac August 20, 2010

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