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A gorgeous Cuban man who shines like a star. Having the most contagious & sexy smile. Alluring and captivating. He can be either your best friend or your worst enemy. He has a heart of gold and means well. You will never catch "Jose" because he enjoys his life very much on the open road. Very much a free spirit and being out in the open. If you ever "catch" Jose well you will be THE LUCKIEST girl on this planet.
You two won't last, he's a "Jose"
by crzylatinchick April 04, 2011
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He is a guy you can trust, he is alaways there for you, he is mexican, of course, and a nice mexican name for a male mexican
Hey Jose I got in a fight can you help me? Jose : Yeah i always got your back.
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Jose is the type of guy who is dark violent but so strange he meets new people constantly and helps people out alot. Jose can be selfish but Always there for you no matter what. Hes loyal and deep hes like a puzzle piece that never fits but u still keep it anyways.
by Random student 69 October 26, 2016
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Jose is a guy that every girl dreams of. He cares about no one but you. One look at his eyes and you fall instantly in love so deep that it'll never go away. Jose is very protective and would not let any other guy talk to you. He can get jealous sometimes but only because he's afraid of losing you. He can be a nerd and a jock. He has the BEST personality in the world. He comes up with cute nicknames for you. He helps you with any problems that your struggling with in life. He will be willing to travel miles just to be next to you. His favorite thing to do is cuddle. He will tell you every minute of the day how much he loves you. He will tell you you're beautiful no matter what. If you don't have a jose, then I suggest you go find yourself one right now.
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a large-eared mammal usually of the human species that is extremely well trained for hoping fences and swimming long distances
Wow, look at Jose, he sure can jump!
by Pablo888 September 19, 2006
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Jose, a man who loves to dick ride. Absolutely the kind of guy to steal peoples jokes, and when one joke actually makes someone laugh he will run that joke into the ground by repeatedly saying to over and over. When you crack on a Jose, he will take exactly what you said and use it on you. A Jose will typically dick ride someone who he perceives as cool. A Jose will usually dick ride just to fit in. Like if a leader of a group starts talking shit about someone, he will usually join in uninvited. Opinions are usually invalid as well. Will often say something random and be ignored.
Guy 1: That guy Bob took my joke and now he's running it to the ground.
Guy 2: Man what a Jose
by Mark Nutt February 05, 2015
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A jose is a fuckboy,a player,a manwhore. There are so many more but the point is made.They are somewhat loyal but not really;they will cheat on you or flirt with other girls right infront of your face.Being bestfriends with a jose could be good at times because he cares for you somewhere in his heart yet you cant really tell if he means it or not.Being bestfriends with a jose will cause you fights, not cared for,him not fighting for the friendship,giving up,choosing others over you,not taking up for you in front of his friends,etc... When you do talk he ignores you almost all the time.You never know when he says love you back is true or not.A jose shouldnt be these things but he is. This Is A Jose...
The girl wondered why Jose cheated but then remembered his so called bestfriend warned her about him;no Jose is left with no one due to his actions.
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