friend: yeah like that guy last night... he was SUCH a jorge.
girl: o-m-g ur right! just like twins.
Friend:well he is amazing at it!
friend: and he is so hot too!
Sometimes Jorge gets angry; he was the inspiration behind the cloverfield monster, a being from across the sea that swims ashore and ravages everything. He can only be beaten by large doses of alcohol and short Eastern European women.
A Jorge is many things, and all of them are funny. He keeps his intelligence a secret, but he likes to blab. His maturity level ages in the same direction as Benjamin Button.
A Jorge is a key, he only fits one lock and only one lock is opened by him. He is a man loved unconditionally and the one for whom I wake each day inspired to make him smile.
I hope to marry a Jorge.
Roscoe: "Jorge. That's how you get ants."