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Jorgasm 

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When a joke is so funny that the physical response is akin to that of an orgasm. Usually paired with words like "oh, oh God! Yes!"
"Oh God! That joke was so funny I just jorgasmed (in my pants)!"
Jorgasm by Foxykubs May 7, 2011
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Jorgasm 

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When a person with the name Jordan gives you as orgasm.
Quanita responded, "Ohh gurl, I jorgasmed eight times last night."
Jorgasm by LilWizBIGiCeKiD July 30, 2016
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Jorgasm • Jorgasmic • joygasm • JARGASM • Joegasm • Jogasm • jergasm • Jordasm • Jordgasm • jorgasim

Jorgasm 

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A joke-orgasm, when finished having this joke orgasm you inform your partner you were just joking.
Chick-"Oh god, Oh god, OOOHHHHH GGGGOOOODDD!!! Just kidding, that was faked."
Guy-"Oh ha ha you and your jorgasm! What a jokester."
Jorgasm by NickA27 March 11, 2010
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joygasm 

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Sudden extreme happiness and joy.
When all six of Dan's lottery numbers were flashed across the screen, his joygasm was so intense he passed out!
joygasm by talk2me-JCH2 May 30, 2022
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Jogasm 

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Jonas Brothers + Orgasm

The uncontrollable screaming or hyper actions pre-teen girls do when they see/talk about/hear anything to do with the Jonas Brothers.

The terms 'jogasmic' is also linked to the word Jogasm. See example.
Ten year old Jogasmic girl: OMG THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE ON TV! OMFGOMFOSJFSFKSJDHF!!!!

Normal person 1: Wtf, what is wrong with your sister?

Normal person 2: Oh, she's having a Jogasm over those gay bitch boys on tv.
Jogasm by anti-jogasms (ashley, nz) February 15, 2010

Jorgasmic 

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Used to describe the orgasmic quality of tortilla (spanish omelette) made by Jorge F, the magician, not the model.
WOW! That omelette was Jorgasmic!!
Jorgasmic by Sroze876786 July 16, 2011
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joygasm 

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A huge feeling of pleasure, but not from sexual experiences. These feelings can come from any event or thing that makes a person feel joy.
Happy: "Green Day's new video made me have a joygasm!"

Giddy: "I saw Red Eye last weekened. Oh my god, it was so good that I, like, had a joygasm!"

Angry: "Don't have a joygasm."

Tauntingly: "School gives Dan joygasms! *all laugh*"

Skeptical: "God, she loves food so much she practically joygasms everytime she sees a taco."

Abrupt: "Wow, I just had a joygasm."
joygasm by famous dave September 19, 2005
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