The act of mixing up a person's first and last name because their last name could easily pass for a first name, provoking extreme anger from a person.
Usually only premenent in italian New Jersey suburbs, because of the stress of maintaining a constant fist pump whenever listening to 'Guido Beats'. This fist pumping action results in extreme irritablility, therefore a heightened reaction from the first-last name mix up.
Dayo: Why did jordan storm off like that?
Jer: Well you completely Jordan-kyle'd him.
Dayo: Well his parents were dumb enough to give him a last name that could be a first name he deserved it..