Top Definition
a person who likes to offer little boys popsicles out of the back of his big white van. Has a very tiny penis and likes to take pictures of guys asses. Registered child molester.
Me: "Did you hear about that guy who got arrested for raping kids at chuckee cheese?"
You: "Yeah he was such a Jordan Packer. "
by peacelover572 August 01, 2011

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