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Jordananese

A Language Understood By Only Those Named Jordan
Jordan: "Hey, Where Did (Insert Name) Go?"
Random: "Blah Blah Blah End The Movie."
Jordan: "Wait, No I Wont End It...Wait, What? Oh Okay Nevermind."
Random: "....What?"
Jordan: Oh, No Nothing, I Was Talking To Jordan. We We're Speaking Jordananese, You Wouldn't Understand."
"....Okay...?" *Awkward Silence*
Jordan: Aflackkk!!
Jordananese by PiNK JoRDaNs July 8, 2011
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Jordaan , a name every sub in school will mess up , a name every dance teacher will remeber. Jordaan is a misunderstood individual, has there own thought and feelings but there differnt then there appearance and actions . Take time to know a jordaan , and you might find the love of your life or your bestfreind , eithier way don't generalize a "jordaan"
Oh my god , there's jordaan
jordaan by Rose&Elliot June 21, 2017
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No one is as cool as this guy
Jordhan is awesome, Am I right guys?...Guys?
jordhan by Hidykayo June 19, 2009

Jordavana 

Literal human perfection, beauty so complex that it makes you question your worth as a human being.
That hot girl, yeah her name is Jordavana.
Jordavana by Lolpipedurdad July 10, 2020
Jordahn is a great human being. They are smart, charming, caring, and will definitely sweep a bitch/nigga off their feet.
That man Jordahn is a real ass nigga man. I wish I could be more like him.
jordahn by Tracyy November 21, 2021
This is a type of guy who will make you cum every time when you look at him and also has a monster dick
Jordaan a monster cock
Jordaan by Kylee Jersey April 21, 2019

jordhany 

Jordhany has a big black cock and he so nice and funny but girls donโ€™t notice him like that they judge him and shit but really he show true love where people will never forget him and he good on bed he can last 100 round ๐Ÿ˜
Girl: did you heard jordhany got a big cock
Girl: ye I want him to dick me down
jordhany by Jack pelican November 20, 2023