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Jonsiling 

A type of oral sex peformed on a man.
Came from the words, jap and tonsils.
Niamh is jonsiling Matthew behind those appartments.

OR

Niamh jonsiled Matthew in his bedroom twice tonight.
Jonsiling by magicballs October 6, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
The phrase "jonsing" is believed to originally derive from the Grateful Dead song "Casey Jones":

"Riding that train high on cocaine, Casey Jones you better watch your speed"

"Jonsing" means to be in a state of withdrawl and/or need that next fix. Originally for drugs, but it has come to generally mean any strong craving (for chocolate, sex, coffee, sugar etc.)
"I'm jonsing hard!"
"I quit smoking yesterday and I'm already jonsing"
"Jonsing for carbs"
jonsing by MariaFF July 21, 2009

clam jostling 

A euphemism for a particular sexual practice between two women involving the grinding together of the labia and clitoral hoods of each woman upon one another in a scissoring motion of the legs.
A survey has shown that the number one recreational activity for stripper midgets is clam jostling.
clam jostling by garybaldi February 12, 2010

josiline 

Josiline is a short, funny, and weird girl. She can nake even the most emotionless person laugh. She has lots of friends and is very smart. Sometime she can be full of cringe!!!! Shes super popular!
Friend: im not feeling well...
Josiline: Im coming over with a bucket of ice cream and "The Notebook"

Friend: Omg I love you Josy!
josiline by Josiline May 18, 2018

Jossilin 

A Jossilin is a brave independent girl who doesn’t deal with people’s bullshit. They can be shy but are more observant and smarter than you think. Usually girls with long shiny brown hair and hazel eyes. Jossilin’s are true friends that care and stick up for their friends and break through their shyness to stand up for people they care for. If you are friends with a Jossilin you’re a very lucky person!
A Jossilin is used for friendship
Jossilin by 0QueenDream0 October 6, 2018
Joseling is a little short girl that acts like she doesn't care but deep down she does and she is mean sometimes but she’s also bipolar in her moods so it’s kinda difficult to deal with her some times but it’s ok
Person 1: Hey Joseling
Joseling: SHUT UP !
joseling by Dontstop December 21, 2017
the act of stroking one's penis rapidly to achieve ejaculation...
jimmy was jostling in the bathroom while his sister's friend was showering.
jostling by Rob May 13, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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