Substitute for "mother fucker" at times when the latter may seem overused or too expected. Works best when juxtaposed with at least one word of improper English. Usually heard spoken by Burger King night porters, Borders employees and bus drivers.
I just mopped the whole dining room...I'm tireder than a "mother joner"
by Mark "Big Daddy J-Rok" March 23, 2007
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a little faggot who takes pictures of his boner and sells them to people or when he pops a boner and stands up in the middle of class for everyone to see.
Sit down joner boner before i get someone to get cut that 1 incher off.
by Tj moran May 9, 2005
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Noun. An erection while wearing jeans.
1. There is nothing worse than a jeanis joner encounter at the bar.

2. Get your jeanis joner outta here!

3. Anyone who's ever been to a school dance knows about jeanis joners.

4. Man, his jeanis joner was so hard.
by Natty Dog May 24, 2011
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(1) A Jonas Brother
(2) A very homosexual person that likes dick in their ass.
(3) The state of mind of Joe, Kevin, or Nick when they show how gay they really are.
(1) "Omg it's a Joner Boner"
(2) "Wow you're so gay you're a Joner Boner"
(3) "Kevin showing his Joner Boner again"
by xomattwilsonox December 1, 2009
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This word has two meanings:

1. To be on one's own, friendless.
2. To want to marry someone.

This was defined especially for Rosie McCallum, she's cool :)
1. You didn't reply on the facebook post! Now I look like a Joner.
2. "Joner ." "I do."

No-one knows if these are correct, except from Rosie herself, seeing as she made up Joner (Essex Version)
by ROOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN. September 5, 2009
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To be generous and also have the name John/Jon.
Person 1: Wow John! You are so generous for giving me this cookie, thanks!

John: Thanks, Im very jonerous.
by jonbarlo December 19, 2022
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Joner the boner will shag his mates missus and feel no guilt, dipping back in whenever it suits him, a love god to the local slappers only Babber to go for the full set.
Did you see Joner the boner last night, he pummelled her crusty kebab big time.
by Stagman leo October 10, 2019
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