Jon David always looking fresh As fuck. This nigga don’t give a fuck bout shit he da best at everything he do no nigga can beat him nigga will do what he wants to no nigga can’t stop him .His nick name is always jd
by Jd1738 March 20, 2018
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Ahh, where do I start? Jon; the hottest, most elegant straight pube having man I have ever seen. His snapscore is off the roof, but I honestly don’t blame him. He has a big, and when I say big… I mean Madeline Cooney big. According to Jonathan David Foster, in quotes: “eh, i’d do anal” 😂. He’s so silly, but he takes it seriously if you call him Mississippi boi. One time, Jon talked to all 3 cousins of each other, talk about inbred kink 🗣💯.

“Ahahaha FUCK! 🤣”

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Jon David Foster 🥽 has straight pubes omg
by Jizz_Dadeline December 27, 2022
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David Jon is like God, he's great at sex, he's daring, funny, talented. He is a badass, he dominates at everything he does, even if it's his first time playing and doesn't even know the rules. David Jon could go against Chuck Norris and kick his ass. He also taught himself to fight like the fighters in the UFC. David Jon does NOT take shit from anybody, and will knock whoever down who talks shit. He has beautiful brown hair and blue/green eyes. He's just amazing.
Why is he so good at everything?
Because he's David Jon!

He's sooo David Jon!!!
by amorbella6 December 15, 2011
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Sex god
He has a 6FT penis and all the lady's love him...
HES SO DREAMY...
Oh my god his penis is like 6FT
john david covert can please the lady's
jon david covert is so hot.
by definerlolz November 24, 2013
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