by adiz97 April 25, 2011
Get the Joke Chokemug. 1) Owen: What's white and black and red/read all over?
Brom: YOUR MOM!
Owen: You idiot, that was such a choke joke.
2) Avery: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Linus: I dunno.
Avery: To get to the other side!
Linus: *Yawn* What a choke joke.
Brom: YOUR MOM!
Owen: You idiot, that was such a choke joke.
2) Avery: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Linus: I dunno.
Avery: To get to the other side!
Linus: *Yawn* What a choke joke.
by ThisIsMyLife9 August 27, 2009
Get the Choke Jokemug. 1) Owen: What's white and black and red/read all over?
Brom: YOUR MOM!
Owen: You idiot, that was such a choke joke.
2) Avery: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Linus: I dunno.
Avery: To get to the other side!
Linus: *Yawn* What a choke joke.
Brom: YOUR MOM!
Owen: You idiot, that was such a choke joke.
2) Avery: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Linus: I dunno.
Avery: To get to the other side!
Linus: *Yawn* What a choke joke.
by ThisIsMyLife09 August 27, 2009
Get the Choke Jokemug. A joke so funny you shouldn't drink or eat when someone's telling you it. (Or else you might choke because of laughter.)
This word just came into my head one night.
This word just came into my head one night.
I don't know a good example cuz I'm not funny.
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Coke's a joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke.
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Coke's a joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke.
by Levi loves soos April 8, 2017
Get the Choke-Jokemug.