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underground religion created by hoodrats in Staten Island. Johnfessions are held for the few Johnologists. Sklins are forgiven by the JohnFather after saying certain prayers such as the Our Johnathan, Johhny Bee, and Hail Johnny. Johnology prayers are often used to cast away the evils of skruges
I converted to Johnology to defeat the skruges!
by blokzberry July 11, 2006

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