The closest thing to a perfect human being. He is so beautiful, both in the flesh and in the roles he portrays. As well as being ridiculously attractive, he is an incredible actor, underappreciated by new generations of fans for his roles in films such as Edward Scissorhands (who knew the eyes could act more effectively than the mouth?), Ed Wood and What's Eating Gilbert Grape? Recent successes include Secret Window, Pirates of the Carribean and Chocolat. Brilliant. He is the epitome of a sex god. Almost too good for planet Earth, baby.
Johnny Depp is absolutely fucking brilliant.
by Nicki November 15, 2004
Hotter than Orlando Bloom.
Johnny Depp is hotter than Orlando Bloom
by NOT MIKE HARMS December 28, 2003
One of the greatest actors of his generation, though in my opinion, THE greatest actor working today. The sheer acting ability of the man is amazing, but he is also very intelligent in his roles, is not afraid to go with his instincts or roles HE wants to portray, and has never (and would never) resort to relying on his appearance.

Five reasons he's the best
1. He's intelligent.
2. He's interesting.
3. He's very laid back and acts like a regular guy.
4. His roles are insanely diverse, and he's fantastic in every one of them.
5. He loves what he does.

Now that we've got the professionalism out of the way, Johnny Depp is also one of the most fuckable guys on the planet, and his creation of Jack Sparrow has deemed him forever a Sex God. He is sex on toast, but he's also a brilliant actor, an interesting person, and just really *nice*. If you've only seen PotC, watch his other films.
I want to sleep with Johnny Depp.

Johnny Depp looks better in eyeliner than I do!
by glitterfaerie October 21, 2004
The sexiest pirate I've ever seen!
Johnny Depp was gorgeous in Pirates of the Carribean.
by seth_cohen_fan January 14, 2006
The greatest actor I've ever whitnessed. Too bad half of his fanbase consists of a bunch of horny, pre-pubescent teenagers. He deserves a lot more recognition than he recieves. Thank GOD he strayed from the teen idol path or I'd have hated him. TI's = AHHHH. Go Jonneh!
"We can't stop here! This is bat country!"
-Johnny Depp, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
by Evie September 14, 2003
The hottest 40 year old actor known to human kind, and the best pirate.
The only actor who looks super hot in eye liner is Johnny Depp.
by Pirate06 May 28, 2006
A famous actor who has been in many movies including "Pirates of The Caribbean". He is apparently gorgeous and irresistable to all the women and is from my hometown of Owensboro, Kentucky. Probably the most famous person to ever come out of that city.
Johnny Depp is a very talented actor.
by Son of Union Veterans November 18, 2004
the sexiest, most talented, and eyecatching man in the universe. See hottie
There's no way Johnny Depp is 40 years old.
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