Johnny C. Dude 

Johnny C. Dude, a chef in the Orient and Johnny B. Goode's distant cousin (a Chuck Berry tune)

Verse 1
Deep down in East Asia close to COVID-19s

Way back up in the hoods, far from New Orleans
There stood a kitchen whose food tasted so good
Where made dishes a chef named Johnny C. Dude
Who never ever learned to read recipes so well
But for dogs he was the devil straight outta hell

Chorus
Go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Johnny Chink Dude

Verse 2
He used to hang around by the railroad tracks
Carrying knives, a saw and his sharp axe

Oh, the engineers would see him sitting on the hills
Observing railsides to harvest railroad kills
Gourmet people passing by would stop and say:
"Oh my, dat chef boi can cook tho' he's so gay"

Chorus
Solo

Verse 3
Mother told 'im: "You'll be kinda Gordon Ramsay man
Whose cronies are shit and you are the fan
Hungry people coming from miles around
To eat your bats, cats or the foxhound
Your commercial will be on the Michelin site"

Saying: "C'mon man, have a big bite!"

Chorus

"Let's go eat at that Johnny C. Dude's Chinese restaurant."
"Hell no! My dog could offend his mind if he found out."

Johnny C. Dude by O. W. Tongueincheek November 5, 2021

Johnny Concrete 

Slang term used to describe an item or object that's flipin awesome - something that you'd swap an arm or your own granny for. Comes from the British luxury brand that specialises in making concrete furniture and brick wall for graffiti artists. The brand is well known in London for the concrete door stops it leaves around the city for people to find.

If your mate had a concrete doorstop with a steel handle or a flying car that doubled as a submarine you'd say 'that's totally johnny concrete man'.

Johnny Concrete by bunchofbananas January 22, 2019

johnny cade

the best greaser from s.e. hintons’ “the outsiders” he’s sixteen years old and abused/neglected by his parents, and targeted by the rich kids (socs). because of this, he’s extremely reserved and jumpy. johnny cade is a sweetheart who deserved better, but died in a church fire instead. also, you’ll probably fall in love with him because hes adorable, but hot as fuck. seriously, johnny cade is the best greaser out there.

person 1 - oh gosh man, i can’t talk to her, i’m too nervous

person 2 - just say hi or something!
person 1 - what if i fuck up?
person 2 - quit being a johnny cade and get your ass out there!
person 1 - ..well..okay

johnny cade by dumbbitchjuice April 22, 2019

johnny cade

A greaser from the book/movie called the outsiders.He dies after getting severe burns by saving kids from a burning church.Johnny was beaten at home and ignored.If you can imagine a dark puppy that's been kicked around too many times,you'll have Johnny Cade.

Pg.14 of the book describing Johnny Cade.

Or..Quit being such a Johnny Cade/Johnnycake

johnny cade by KylieWinston January 12, 2014

Johnny Cage'd 

The act of punching or being punched in the groin while simultaneously performing a split.

Based on a special move performed by Johnny Cage in the Mortal Kombat videogame

Did you see that fight? I can't believe Timmy "Johnny Cage'd" him like that. Who knew Timmy could pull a split like that.

Johnny Cage'd by Will W. aka stbluesboy January 10, 2009

johnny cash 

Awesome singer who shaped rock and roll what it is today. Even his last album kicked ass. Legendary singer who will live in my heart forever.

Johnny will never be forgotten.

johnny cash by Eric January 17, 2005

Johnny Cade

The hottest character in S. E. Hinton's book The Outsiders. He is adorable, kind, sweet, and deserves a much better life.

Person 1: Wow Johnny Cade is so hot!

Person 2: I know right???

Johnny Cade by booklvr20 May 31, 2021