Top Definition
When you poop on woman's stomach or chest and push a tennis racket down on the poop to make it look like a waffle. Mostly done when the woman is sleeping. You then leave and let her find the mess or sit there and wait and watch.
I totally gave Jane a johnny waffle last night when she was sleeping.
by Johnny Wafflemaster February 25, 2014
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