A person who travels from town to town removing porn filters from the computers at public libraries.
Thanks to Johnny Fappleseed, now I can run to the public library when I need to rub one out.
by tbonelafs May 21, 2011
That fellow who circumvents his biological imperative and impregnates anything that will take his seed.
Dude, do it ON the couch, not to the couch. Fuckin' Johnny Fappleseed.
by Thizzlamicus August 24, 2011