Recieving a handjob while in a restaurant surronded by friends
I went out to dinner with my girlfriend and some friends to Applebees and totally got a John Miller
by J Gil March 18, 2008
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The whitest name of all
Dude: Yo dude i heard you're John Miller.... dude, you're sooooo white

JM: Yea hah... my parents are morons
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