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John Deering 

The process of wheeling AND chopping a girl at the same time.
Most guys like to wheel, and chop.
So John Deering is just a more efficient way to get both done.
Why? Because John Deere tractors both wheel and chop-- at the same time.
Example One:
Guy #1: "Mannn I wish I could wheel Tatiana, she's sexy!"

Guy #2: "Dude just John Deere her, you'll get the wheeling and the chopping done at the same time!"

Guy #3: "Whoa man, you're a genius!"

Example Two:
Guy #1: "Dude I'm totally John Deering Kaitlyn!"

Guy #2: "Nice! You wheel and chop at the same time? Giterdun!"
John Deering by mysterygirl8765 December 10, 2009
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Johndering 

the act of walking a long distance that could be, and should be, made by car
Damn, I’ve been Johndering for a while now, maybe I should see about getting my license
Johndering by pissingkiller June 10, 2023