thomas john cairney

A dumb brunette that is abnormally tall and is obsessed with soccer. He thinks he's so funny but he's actually not and he is very shy when you first meet him.
I think I just met a Thomas John Cairney today! He was super tall, shy, and good at soccer.
by TJ gives BJ's December 23, 2016
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John-Thomas

Strong black guy
Damn that guy John-Thomas is a beast
by BBCbloxxer January 9, 2022
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John thomas

Penishe
He whipped out his john thomas so as to pee
by Cynomane June 19, 2023
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Dylan John Thomas

Emo guy with a afro
Glizzy: I’m going to see Dylan John Thomas
Kelly: oh the guy with a afro
by Huoljhjbb October 27, 2022
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