John Paul Jones

The bassist for your ear pussies. See also Jesus of music.

Damn dude, when I heard John Paul Jones it felt like Jesus inside of my ear pussy.

by sackbaker August 13, 2010

John Paul Stevens

A Supreme Court justice older than the known universe.

Damn, John Paul Stevens makes John McCain look like a carefree teenager!

by Stevensfan October 29, 2008

John Paul Jonesing

The strong desire to listen to good music after an extended period of listening to bad.

After a long day of Muzak at the office I'm John Paul Jonesing for some Led Zeppelin

by Little Walken December 24, 2010

dirty john paul

inserting your entire body into a women's anus and spinning rapidly till one of the participants is dead

I'm gonna have a dirty john Paul with your mum.

by ajmxd August 8, 2021

John Paul Jones

Father of the American navy, and captain of the Bonhomme Richard. He is known for uttering the infamous words "I have not yet begun to fight" when asked if he surrendered by captain of the Serapis.

Me: "Have you ever heard of John Paul Jones?"

Friend: "Like, the bassist from Led Zeppelin?"

Me: "No, the Scottish sex god of naval warfare."

Friend: "Oh yeah, what a total badass."

by NotYetBeguntoFight July 28, 2011

John Paul II

A good pope. I am a sympothizer with Marxist principals, but I admire him a lot. He fought corruption, capitalism, and Iraq. He was a good Pope, and even though I disagree with him on gay marriage, he at least was for treating gays like Human beings. And he was against Aparteid.

We need more Pope John Paul IIs!

by Catholiccommunist April 9, 2006

john paul jones

primarily the bassist of led zeppelin. he was an awesome bassist, keyboardist, mandolin player, and skilled at many other instruments.

John Paul Jones belonged to the greatest band ever, Led Zeppelin

by ledzeppelinrocks January 3, 2004