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A creature much like a man, seemingly invincible, with crooked English teeth. The creature can sprint on all fours and climb trees like a monkey. Only found in tropical, swap, and bar settings.
"OH FUCK!!!! it's a John Giles, fucking run!"
"don't feed the John Giles kids"
by Gieon February 02, 2010
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