Johl
An extremely ugly wart or boil that grows on a person's skin. They can grow up to the size of a child's hand.
Johl by Anonymous User 2875 February 24, 2008
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Johlil by AwesomePerson31 April 16, 2019
Johlize
A woman with class, sass, and a great.... smile :) A great friend who is always there for you. Has a strange sense of humor and laughs at weird stuff. Loves to "snuggie" and rap in her spare time.
Johlize by m-dawg beat masta January 25, 2011
johlie
johlie by And Peggy!! February 1, 2018
johlida
Johlida is a one of a kind, super beautiful girl with blonde hair and blue eyes. Her name is scarcely on any cups or key rings, due to the fact that there are only about two Johlida's in the entire world at this stage. Johlida is a real crowd pleaser in the best way possible. People respect her opinion and often attempt to please her. Sometimes Johlida finds it hard to balance school, friends and sleep. She is loyal, witty, has a great sense of humour and an above average intellect.
Sarah: omg Johlida is always too busy to come over.
Emma: nah she just doesn't like you, she will take time for you if she wants to, she came over to my house the other week!! Haha sucker 😂
Frank: Johlida has a great booty.
Emma: nah she just doesn't like you, she will take time for you if she wants to, she came over to my house the other week!! Haha sucker 😂
Frank: Johlida has a great booty.
johlida by i know your life story son. June 21, 2017
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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