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Johannisburg Pinto 

Johann is a Pakistani/Spanish 4 foot 3 Jewish niger. He always has the temptation of eating Manon's ass, and on his off days he jerks off to videos of Adam Chomic's cat, he is a mix of Jew and Muslim, although he was Christian but realized that its a bs religion and Jesus is my daddy and never existed. He also is a male that fractured his bicep but lied about it to be cool, he was fingering Lavanya and suddenly broke his shoulder.
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Johannie 

Probably the best girlfriend one could possibly have. She is dazzlingly beautiful and also super smart. She is open-minded, trustworthy, and dedicated, and will be by your side through thick and thin. And she will also never cease o make you smile.
Johannie by Bombarde May 23, 2013

Johnning 

The act of consuming caffeine while smoking a cigarette at the same time.
Guy 1: What's he doing with all those legal addictive substances over there?
Guy 2: Johnning.
Johnning by Johnninh April 26, 2009
a person that is love by everyone and everything. Smart and keen about his surroundings. Knows how to treat a girl very well. Lucky even if you know a guy name Johnnick because his personality is outstanding. Sincere about everything. Kind hearted. Lovable. A person you must keep in your life
Johnnick by bigboi89 February 3, 2010

Johannie 

A amazing ship between Annie Leblanc and Johnny Orlando I personally think that they are cute and should be together but everyone thinks different.It is also now as I’m Brat characters Sam and Ryhme which is SHYME.
Hmmmm…………I SHIP JOHANNIE AND SHYME AND ITS MY OPINION
Johannie by Johanniexcuddles April 24, 2019

Thomas Edward Nigel Forsythe Johnnington III 

A typical British man. Posh probably, and drinks tea. Don't call him Tom.
Thomas Edward Nigel Forsythe Johnnington III

JoAnning 

The act if wandering around and mumbling.
My grandma is constatly JoAnning
JoAnning by 1776Man January 16, 2021