Johanie 

She is smart. She is open minded, trustworthy, and dedicated. She cares deeply for her family. She is a great friend. She understand you. Shes has lots of friends and comes off as mean or intimating but she's actually nice and sweet. If you ever meet her, be nice and she will do the same. She is the greatest girlfriend in the entire world but don't provoke her otherwise you'll experience something (Evil Smirk).

Girl1: Johanie is here...
Girl2: Be nice to her, she's kinda mean.
Girl1: I don't think she's mean...she looks strict.

Johanie by Wannah August 17, 2021

Johannisburg Pinto 

Johann is a Pakistani/Spanish 4 foot 3 Jewish niger. He always has the temptation of eating Manon's ass, and on his off days he jerks off to videos of Adam Chomic's cat, he is a mix of Jew and Muslim, although he was Christian but realized that its a bs religion and Jesus is my daddy and never existed. He also is a male that fractured his bicep but lied about it to be cool, he was fingering Lavanya and suddenly broke his shoulder.

Stop being a 'Johannisburg Pinto

Johannisburg Pinto by MyMomBigGaylol? February 21, 2018

Johani 

A person that can be sensitive at times. They can be very kind. They have this soft spot for their friends or loved ones safety.

If you know a Johani, make sure you never let her go.

She seems like a Johani.

Johani by Jojo_Amaya May 8, 2018

johani10 

this guy an absolute menace to society like im telling u this nigga dont give a fuck like if u see him u will actually pass out

"OH SHIT ITS JOHANI10"

johani10 by anne nown December 7, 2021

Johandy

One of the sweetest guys. He will always be there for you no matter what. You'll fall in love with him, hopefully he'll love you back. He will always make you laugh. He's amazing. <3

"Yo, dude Johandy's AWESOME."

"I love you Johandy"

"Johandy's an asshole, but I love him." (:

"Oh, baby. (;" Johandy

Johandy by Applesauce. (; August 8, 2011

Johannie 

Probably the best girlfriend one could possibly have. She is dazzlingly beautiful and also super smart. She is open-minded, trustworthy, and dedicated, and will be by your side through thick and thin. And she will also never cease o make you smile.

Johannie is the best person in the world. :3

Johannie by Bombarde May 23, 2013

elton johndis disease 

A deadly disease that is caused opon listening to too much Elton John. The disease is contagious and can spread to even wildlife.

Lowan, is it true that you have elton johndis disease?

elton johndis disease by thebrontrontickle4 July 5, 2022