John:my girlfriend is being a bitch.
Mike: what is she doing?
John:she's being petty about who her bestfriend dates.
Mike:ah, she's being a johana.
Mike: what is she doing?
John:she's being petty about who her bestfriend dates.
Mike:ah, she's being a johana.
by Thatoneverysuspiciouspotato March 25, 2018
Johana is the biggest hoe, she always has a new boyfriend. She's too confident so she always gets the guy she wants, only to use them. Always plays guys.
by Jaydawg23 March 13, 2017
by dicky1278 June 14, 2018
a tall girl who's funny, fun, sporty, and outgoing has a big ass and big boobs is very popular and very nice and is so so so fun to hang with
by bulletproof100 July 3, 2013
by Yeetyot April 18, 2020
Johana, commonly referred to as “jodaddy” is a genuinely easy to get along with person, even though she doesn’t have a huge cock she makes up for it with her immense beauty and good music taste. She is the main character, but has a secret affair with her “brother” formerly knows as “yakult”, even though they try their best to keep their relationship low key love does surpass through barriers and it’s at the point where it’s too obvious. You need and want a johana in your life because it’s a big flex and would be a vibe.
by moomookayoung July 21, 2023