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jokeasaurus 

A hockey player that goes to school for five years. Plays defense, but never really was any good at it. Usually has friends who are wrestlers and hates small children. A jokeasaurus thinks Connecticut is far superior to any other state in the U.S.
Guy 1: You see that tall lanky dude over there with the glasses on?

Guy 2: You mean jokeasaurus?
jokeasaurus by ahc5035 June 21, 2010

joshasaurus 

massively drunk raging homosexual that passes out drunk in his own semen, spit, and urine.
He only had two drinks but he's already acting like joshasaurus!
joshasaurus by AlecISafag June 17, 2008

Japasaurus 

A feisty, aggravated asian person. can be both a boy and a girl.
I was very attracted to that Japasaurus

jordasaurus 

An intelligent, feral creature of unknown origin. They are known to roar and bite at any sign of provocation, but become tame when provided with coffee.
The jordasaurus ripped his arm off after he spilt her coffee
jordasaurus by wittiest December 1, 2021

jontasaurus 

A person so fat, they could beat Big Chungus in hand to hand combat
Wow, look at him!
He must be a jontasaurus
jontasaurus by Jontasaurus October 16, 2020

Joshasaurus Rex 

The best best best friend everrr<3 hes lik so fckin awesome & hawt/sexii/cute :
hahahahaha but i love him<3