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Similar to LOL'ing when you see something funny online, you JOBOL when you see some totally hot barely legal or MILF material while surfing on a laptop... Put simply, you Jizz On Back Of Laptop.
Dude, did you see that picdump with all the amateurs I sent you?
Oh yeah, I JOBOL'ed while looking at that pr0n

I hadn't punched my clown for a few nights, and when I saw that new vid of Kim Kardashian I JOBOL'ed so much I almost ruined my laptop.
JOBOL by Beekussey Silvahj March 25, 2010

JeeBooVeeJuss

The sound made when someone's surprised by someone else, as they get distracted and walk into an object that impales their tender parts.
Person 1: "Surprise Holmes!"
Person 2: "JeeBooVeeJuss! Oh Holmes, you made me impale my loins, ye cheeky cogswadle!"
Person 1: "Evidently, its elementary, my dear Watson. Thoust dearest requested I prevent you from "shooting bullets" that bare offspring...
Person 2: "Oh, you gobshite, Sherlock Holmes. Always the schemer,
Person 1: "You know it!"
JeeBooVeeJuss by RonMac December 4, 2018

Joelololol 

A nickname for the world's best electronic music producer and performer Joel Zimmerman (aka deadmau5)
Haha Joelololol's lastest fb post was soooo funny!!!
Joelololol by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
Something that no one can define or answer; jobert; jobaih
Bruh ur such a Jobo! Nah bro ur a jobert!
Jobo by Jobert Jobo May 22, 2019

Joeloptimering 

You we notting
I went to McDonald's joeloptimering I get nuggets.
Freaky Joe Jonas fans who have innapropriate thoughts involving Joe, whipped cream, handcuffs, etc.
That girl just tried to grab Joe's crotchal region! She must be a JoeHoe.
JoeHoe by officialjoehoe August 8, 2009