Joe

Joes are of medium height, usually about 5'8" and they are really athletic. They love running. Joes hate matching their clothes, so they always look crazy. A Joe is a guy who you got drunk with one night. Stuff happened. Joe is a guy who is now dating one of your best friends and you can't tell her. Joes are very attractive and they know it, but pretend not to. They are very smart, and also competitive.

Girl 1: Hey, there's that hot guy Joe!
Girl 2: Yeah, I know, he's super gorgeous.

by Shits-And-Giggles November 20, 2013

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A joe is a kind loving person. They will always be there for you when you need them most.
Suited to a "Katie"

"oh, i love joe. what a shame he's with katie."

by FLOOGY May 9, 2010

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Lanky, ginger, stoner.

"see that Joe over there?" said The Dinamaten "He's the local stoner."

by joelmole February 26, 2018

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Joe

Incredibly gorgeous boy, lovely dark hair, lovely brown eyes, beautiful smile, yummy body, tasty cock, very affectionate, lovely hugs, likes to kiss alot, good at performing oral sex on a girl, always smells nice and has a lovely family. If you were to have kids with a Joe they would be amazing gorgeous and he will be a wonderful husband and father.

I Love You Jose,

Girl 1: I went on a date with a guy last night!
Girl 2: Ah what was his name?
Girl 1: Joe
Girl 2: Oh my god hang on to him he'll be the sexiest father ever and your pussy will always be gagging for his tasty cock.

by GKittie October 28, 2011

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