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Jodie Marsh 

She's in the "down-market" modelling business, which basically involves her posing nude or semi-nude (page 3 of The Sun Newspaper and elsewhere). She has a constant grudge against glamour-model Jordan because she became more famous than her. According to Jodie, Jordan said that she had boobs like "saggy Spaniel's ears". Jodie's a militant anti-fur campaigner (PETA), and made sure that everyone in Celebrity Big Brother 2006 knew it. She announced housemates "murderers" for eating meat and constantly said how Pete Burn's fur coat "offended" her. She had set out to correct her image in the Big Brother house but only ended up confirming everything people thought about her, examples of her "improving her image" in Big Brother included:

"My Idea of a night out would be getting wasted at a club, sticking my tongue down a fit-bloke's throat, go home and throw up whilst someone held my hair back, and cuddle up in bed with my dogs."

"Up for an orgy George?"

"I had an orgy...best night of my life."

After getting voted out of the house first, she did a show on MTV, "Totally Jodie Marsh" in which she was going to have auditions for a husband (or a "fit-bloke" as she calls them). This show was later found out to be fake, putting her reputation even further down the toilet.

George Galloway (MP and Big Brother contestant) confirmed that Jodie had told him that her teeth were not real, and that all her natural teeth were removed to put in tacky-white dental implants.

She is liked by some, however she tends to blank people out if they are not from Essex. She refers to them as an "Essex" boy or "Essex" girl etc.

E.g.
"I know I'm gonna see Chantelle (after Big Brother), She's from Essex, we get on great!".
"I do wish Jodie Marsh would stop calling me a murderer for eating meat!"
Jodie Marsh by Oz123 April 21, 2008
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The cut-price, bargain basement Jordan.
Since we can't afford to pay Jordan to wear very little in our magazine, we might as well phone Jodie Marsh.
jodie marsh by OD Smith March 10, 2005

Jodie Marsh 

Another name for a rubber doorstop due to the remarkably similar appearance to the budget glamour model's nose.
Kat: "Damn the door keeps slamming shut."
Bob: "Well put the Jodie Marsh under it then."
Jodie Marsh by Doctor N November 16, 2009

jodie marsh 

A woman who will do absolutly anything to get tits in the paper. Anything to distract your from that hideous nose...
Deciding that if Jordan can do I'm A Celebrity, she'd go on The Games. Talk about cut-price, bargain basement...
jodie marsh by Lee Bryan March 11, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026