When you cum on a man’s face and slap them with your cock
I just Boo jockeyed the fuck out of your dad
by Weewee Weewee Weewee February 28, 2022
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Condition afflicting guys who ride horses excessively. Resulting in larger than normal testicles.
Travis can't ride today he got "jockey cock" over the weekend.
by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014
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Someone who speeds up or slows down to prevent you from entering their lane of traffic.
This Lane Jockey has been in the left lane for six miles and only speeds up when someone tries to undertake them
by CaliSchmob March 18, 2021
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Radio show presenters/hosts who do not achieve their status by merit or talent but by their ability to divide opinion and create social media mountains out of molehills. They are also prepared to endorse conversational topics which would, in regular discussion, send a glass-eye to sleep. Naturally, they think twitter is a reflection of the zeitgeist.
"Welcome to the show. Today's topic, is Donald Trump really an introvert? Call in now on..."

"Ugh! Turn that sh*t off; bloody clickbait jockey"
by Diogenetics October 10, 2017
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Someone who is very generous with their saliva when making out, and at times when using tongue with drip spit.
"Dude, that girl at the bar was so hot but she was such a Slobber Jockey!"
by CjWolfman July 1, 2013
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