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A male who has dedicated his life to sports but he really sucks at them and never gets anywhere.

1. He usually wears a baseball cap backwards just to look cool and they are rarely seen without the cap.

2. Drinks a lot of beer because the only way they can interact with people is when they are completely wasted.

3. Usually has not much to talk about except how drunk he got the night before and had penises drawn on his face. Also talks a lot about how many women he's slept with (one-night-stand of course).

4. Usually on steroids tryin to impress the ladies...or dudes.

5. Plays a lot of homosexual games such as grabbing other dudes' crotches but claiming that he is straight.

6. They usually have their ears pierced or have some sort of lame tattoo that they always brag about.

7. They start their day with alcohol and finish their night with alcohol and end up passing out at some random place.

8. They crave attention so much they would probabily suck a dick just to get people's attention.

9. They love giving other jocks high-fives for any lame thing that happens.
A jock talking to other jocks: "Dude I got so wasted last night and I fucked a chick and then passed out in the street. Ended up getting raped by a homeless dude!!"

other jocks:"sweet dude!" *high-fives*
by inshadow4 June 05, 2009
 
1.
To clear things up, there is a major difference between a jock and athletes. Jocks tend to abuse their popularity, while the athletes don't really mind who they talk to or hang out with.
Signs of a jock: Rude, arrogant, stupid, beats up people, dates only cheerleaders and hangs around other jocks

Signs of a true athlete: Love their sport, try to stay down-to-earth (a little arrogance is expected), hang out with whoever they want, date whoever they want, might beat people up but that doesn't mean it was uncalled for.
by Shitcock June 06, 2004
 
2.
Dumbass athletes who get all the chicks in high school. They end up bagging our groceries, cleaning public toilets and flipping burgers at McDonald's after high school. They usually like group showers with other jocks after doing their dumbass sports.
I hate jocks.
by PhQ April 20, 2004
 
3.
A person, who, contributes little or nothing to society.

A person who usually picks on the nerd or someone smaller than him See: Coward

Usually plays football or some other sport that honestly will not help them in the long run.

____________Note Below_______________

JOCKS ARE NOT MEANT TO BE CONFUSED WITH REAL ATHLETES.

Real athletes strive as hard as they can to reach a certain goal they strive at IE: Swimming, Running, playing Basketball, Boxing.

Many MANY Jocks cannot do these sports right, and will not anytime in the future.

Jocks waste their time on such trivial things to find out that it wont matter in the future.

Their lack of IQ and talent is replaced by good social skills, that wont matter in the long run either.

Jocks own ricers and (Despite popular belief,) spend most of their time on the internet.
The jock is the epitome of wastefulness - An unknown Roman soldier before the fall of rome.
by Not Zane July 21, 2004
 
4.
The kid in high school who's parents paid everything for. Generally having poor grades, driving a nice car as if he earned it, hitting on all the slutty girls and getting attention because of his sell-out style and flashy white teeth.
There goes that shit-faced jock in his red sports car again. Probably just got back from another AIDS-infested party.
by Morbidia May 28, 2005
 
5.
an ape desended life form that is in close relation to a human but not in the homo-sapian classification of human species. the jock is in the lower hiarchy of man known as the dumasasapian species.
Everyone knows that jocks provide the missing ling and prove evolution.
by Brian Smith November 08, 2004
 
6.
Jock. US slang for the thick-but-amiable types that always do well socially. No idea how, for most of them are arrogant bastards who think that the world would blow itself up in mourning if they were to die. Also, they tend to lie for each othe to keep their noses clean.

Ostracism by such admirable specimens resulted in Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold perpetrating the Columbine massacre of 1999. So, in an odd kind of way, they're partially responsible. But that's neither here nor there. Feminine: preppy.
by KHD June 11, 2003
 
7.
ass holes, who think they are the hottest most ardorable people in the world, when they have small dicks and cant preform good in bed because they think too much of themselves. Thats why cheerleaders dont go out with the same jock twice, cuz they all have to small a dick, or sometimes they do go out with the same jock cuz they think it grew overnight....lol....stupid bitches
Matt: Hey babe could u give me more head?
Betsey: OMG No, ur such a jock!
by mashed potatoe lover June 29, 2005