1. He usually wears a baseball cap backwards just to look cool and they are rarely seen without the cap.
2. Drinks a lot of beer because the only way they can interact with people is when they are completely wasted.
3. Usually has not much to talk about except how drunk he got the night before and had penises drawn on his face. Also talks a lot about how many women he's slept with (one-night-stand of course).
4. Usually on steroids tryin to impress the ladies...or dudes.
5. Plays a lot of homosexual games such as grabbing other dudes' crotches but claiming that he is straight.
6. They usually have their ears pierced or have some sort of lame tattoo that they always brag about.
7. They start their day with alcohol and finish their night with alcohol and end up passing out at some random place.
8. They crave attention so much they would probabily suck a dick just to get people's attention.
9. They love giving other jocks high-fives for any lame thing that happens.
other jocks:"sweet dude!" *high-fives*
Signs of a true athlete: Love their sport, try to stay down-to-earth (a little arrogance is expected), hang out with whoever they want, date whoever they want, might beat people up but that doesn't mean it was uncalled for.
A person who usually picks on the nerd or someone smaller than him See: Coward
Usually plays football or some other sport that honestly will not help them in the long run.
JOCKS ARE NOT MEANT TO BE CONFUSED WITH REAL ATHLETES.
Real athletes strive as hard as they can to reach a certain goal they strive at IE: Swimming, Running, playing Basketball, Boxing.
Many MANY Jocks cannot do these sports right, and will not anytime in the future.
Jocks waste their time on such trivial things to find out that it wont matter in the future.
Their lack of IQ and talent is replaced by good social skills, that wont matter in the long run either.
Jocks own ricers and (Despite popular belief,) spend most of their time on the internet.
Ostracism by such admirable specimens resulted in Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold perpetrating the Columbine massacre of 1999. So, in an odd kind of way, they're partially responsible. But that's neither here nor there. Feminine: preppy.
Betsey: OMG No, ur such a jock!