by Mystc... September 4, 2021
Guys named Jochen usually have a very big penis. They have an above-average IQ thus making them good hubby material. They are good at sports and very good looking. They make their money in very creative ways. If you're a girl and you know a Jochen, don't hesitate to ask him on a date.
I'm dating a Jochen so I'm set for life.
by Pourlasanté November 21, 2021
A) Jochen is a german substitute for the word Penis, similar to how some may refer to their prized possession as a Dick (Richard) or Johnny.
B) The name Jochen may also be used as an insult or ironically refers to an individual of a group who everyone makes fun of and is rarely taken seriously but still sticks around for the rare praise and encouragement he gets for doing something funny and often finds himself in situations he does not want to be in.
Jochen was originally used as a nickname for Johannes, Johann (John) stemming from the Hebrew Jochanan meaning “God is gracious”.
B) The name Jochen may also be used as an insult or ironically refers to an individual of a group who everyone makes fun of and is rarely taken seriously but still sticks around for the rare praise and encouragement he gets for doing something funny and often finds himself in situations he does not want to be in.
Jochen was originally used as a nickname for Johannes, Johann (John) stemming from the Hebrew Jochanan meaning “God is gracious”.
Example:
A) Funny guy: “Don’t make any trouble or you’ll meet my friend Jochen”
Funny Guy: “Jochen is tired”
B) Funny guy: “Girl, watch out Jochen is a real bad boy, he breaks hearts as if it was his profession”
“Well-meaning Girl: Aww stop it he’s so adorable!”
Jochen: - feels shy and uncomfortable about the situation-
A) Funny guy: “Don’t make any trouble or you’ll meet my friend Jochen”
Funny Guy: “Jochen is tired”
B) Funny guy: “Girl, watch out Jochen is a real bad boy, he breaks hearts as if it was his profession”
“Well-meaning Girl: Aww stop it he’s so adorable!”
Jochen: - feels shy and uncomfortable about the situation-
by Robysoninho December 20, 2021
A Jochen is a person whom u call your friend but sometimes does dumb shit which is funny. A Jochen can also be called a Gary.
by Corni December 30, 2017