1 definition by Pourlasanté
Guys named Jochen usually have a very big penis. They have an above-average IQ thus making them good hubby material. They are good at sports and very good looking. They make their money in very creative ways. If you're a girl and you know a Jochen, don't hesitate to ask him on a date.
I'm dating a Jochen so I'm set for life.
by Pourlasanté November 21, 2021