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Jonila
Jonila has an unhealthy obsession with toads, frogs and rats. She is incredibly creative and a really talented artist, if she trys to deny it just know she is lying. She is shy when you first talk to her but when she warms up to you she is the purist most wholesome human ever. She is the second most adorable living thing, the first most adorable thing is her cat which can never be beaten on the adorable living things tier list. She’s a bit of a weeb but a cool one. If you find one in the wild make sure to treasure her, Jonila's are very rare to come by.
Person: What's a Jonila?
Other Person: You don't know? She's the second most adorable living thing on the adorable living things tier list
Other Person: You don't know? She's the second most adorable living thing on the adorable living things tier list
Jonila by anotherreallycoolperson June 10, 2020
Jubilant Guava
Jubilant Guava by LuciusMalfoy'sCumSlut May 5, 2021
Jubilant Kwanza
A phrase to use during the time of Kwanza.
Happy is taken by Chanuka.
Merry is taken by Christmas.
Therefore, Jubilant Kwanza has been coined by me.
Happy is taken by Chanuka.
Merry is taken by Christmas.
Therefore, Jubilant Kwanza has been coined by me.
Jubilant Kwanza by Jackson Chau December 9, 2008
Jubilaides
A group of 32 girls living in the four seasons for 8 weeks at Camp Chimney Corners. They experienced joy, and sadness together throughout the summer. These girls will be friends for the rest of their lives no matter the distance.
"We are the Jubilaides of 2007"
Jubilaides by Sammy R. March 27, 2008
Jonila
Jonila means "Gift of God" in the ancient albanian language and is an over 3000 years old name. She is fierce, stubborn and succedes in everything she touches. Everytime she enters a room she fills it with her big energy. That's why many people hate her: she's a powefull, beautiful and intelligent goddess and many people envy her. Only a few people can handle her big balls attitude. That's why she attracts many. She only has a few real friends tho because she likes to keep her circle small.
She has built many walls around her and only a few people can reach her soft and vulnerable core. So if you know a Jonila and you've ever seen her vulnerable side: feel blessed because you were chosen by the goddess herself.
Jonilas are very rare to find. She's the Beyonce in her friendsgroup.
She has built many walls around her and only a few people can reach her soft and vulnerable core. So if you know a Jonila and you've ever seen her vulnerable side: feel blessed because you were chosen by the goddess herself.
Jonilas are very rare to find. She's the Beyonce in her friendsgroup.
Person: What's a Jonila?
Other Person: You will feel blessed if you know one, because then you've been chosen by the goddess herself!
Other Person: You will feel blessed if you know one, because then you've been chosen by the goddess herself!
Jonila by erykahzahra November 21, 2021
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"