João Rodrigues is the type of guy to have a huge c*ck. And not only that but he is extremely good a s*x.
He is also a Minecraft god that would beat the sh*t out of you with a stick.
"Is that João Rodrigues, who has that huge penis and that f*cked your mom. YES YOUR MOM"-Michael Jackson.
"I want João Rodrigues to beat me with his stick"- probably your crush.
by Johny1000000 November 22, 2021
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