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jizzmuffin

When you cum in a batch of muffin mix make them and give them away.
That batch of nuffins for the bake sale were jizzmuffins.
jizzmuffin by blueberryqueermuffin October 27, 2010

JizzPuffDamnAssholeUglyBastard 

A. Commonly a phrase sprung from someone with a case of Tarrets,

B. Some jerk.
Lady From Deuce Bigalow: Hey you JizzPuffDamnAssholeUglyBastard. Go screw!

JizzlyPuff 

Hey man! I only lasted 5 seconds watching JizzlyPuff last night!
JizzlyPuff by Notbully June 24, 2022

jizzmuffin

when your girl wants to get pregnant so she steals your jizz and makes a batch of muffins and shoves them uphere cooch
i want to jizzmuffin