Jizzwhale 

When you ejaculate so much you flood the room and have to use a pump to drain it

Oh shit I was wanking yesterday and I did a massive jizzwhale and my little brother crawled in and drowned in it

Jizzwhale by Smorgusdick November 20, 2009

jizzweasel 

An ideologue who knowingly and publicly lies, or praises a scientific study knowing that it has been debunked, purely because it agrees with their predefined ideas and political agenda.

Oh my god, how can he retweet that rubbish! What a jizzweasel!

jizzweasel by Entropy72 January 22, 2017

Jizzalenous 

When you add jizz to any culinary meal as a flavoring and/or sustenance.

Throw some jizzalenous in that bitch, make a bbq sandwich.

Jizzalenous by ManGoo November 5, 2012

jizzhailer 

its like an inhailer but when u press on the button jizz comes out

rafik greiss has a jizzhailer he presses on it when he is stressed

jizzhailer by inhailer guy June 15, 2011

jizzhailer 

an inhailer that ejects jizz when u press on the button

rafik greiss has a jizzhailer to calm him down

jizzhailer by inhailer guy September 24, 2011

Jizzhole

A word started by David Green.
self explainatory
used normally as a diss when mad, but also used as a joke

What the hell! You're such a jizzhole!

Jizzhole by [ _:"-":_ ] January 8, 2009

jizzaler 

Meaning: incredibly cool like the coolest in the history of anything just the sickest and coolest dude ever

Jake the Jizzaler

jizzaler by ultimate jizzaler December 7, 2022