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Jizzlocated 

Whenever you hurt, break, dislocate your arm masturbating.
Johnson Jizzlocated his arm last night masturbating.
Jizzlocated by FarmerJohnson6k December 21, 2008
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Jizzletastic

A female of sufficient attractiveness such that it elicits a carnal desire to jizzle at the very sight of her.
That Jessica Alba is Jizzletastic!

jizzotto 

a creamy and lumpy batch of spunk as a result of a couple of weeks' build up; esp. when presented on a stomach or chest for the diner to consume.
Any globs of pearl-jam that have the consistency of the creamy rice dish with its distinctive lumps
I was down on hands and knees trying to scoop up Gino's jizzotto with my tongue
jizzotto by norris mcsquirter February 22, 2010

jizzbottle 

one who drinks jizz at constant rate.2full of cum
jizzbottle by sexy man January 28, 2003

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008