Jizzify

1. When anything is so awesome, you could instantly jizz. (Literally or figuratively)

Yo, Guelker, I went to this strip club the other day. Boy was it jizzifying.

Hey bro, did you watch The Avengers? That fucking movie was jizzifying.

by Chuck_Mony May 2, 2013

jizzified

the act of being completely submerged in the seminal fluid of a gentleman caller, especially Philip Seymour Hoffman.

Rebecca: Yo girl, Tey-Shawn jizzified me last night. Good thing i was wearing a snorkel.

by turfburn29 December 4, 2009

Jizziful

A blend of 'jizz' and 'beautiful' used to describe something or someone so beautiful/sexy/awesome that they cause people to jizz ;)

Boy 1: Dayummnn that girl is jizziful!
Boy 2: *jizzes*

Girl N: arrggghhhh 'nightmare' by A7X is just jizziful!
Girl C: TISSSS! i jizzed moar than once!

by Ninetales June 18, 2010

Jazzify

Lighten up the mood with some good ol’ jazz.

*Frank Sinatra music*
“Wow, this music’s really jazzifying up this place. Have sex with me?”

by bobbyturtle69 October 2, 2018

Jizzifination

A squad of Super Hero's fighting against, clean dorm rooms, STD's, and Sargent Ass Wipe, as well as bagging every hot chick on the East and West Coast.

Yea, Jizzifination totally wrecked it!

by Jizzifination for life dude January 22, 2011

jizzified-love

When someone has a grand attraction to someone, so much that their love can be labeled or expressed in a manner of which jizz is used.

The drunk college girl had a jizzified-love for Mr. MacMiller.

by layinitoutlikeitis November 7, 2011

Jizzification Elucidation

When a group of people tell u (normally uncomfortably) about there strange masturbation games.

“Jackson and Jeff were talking about that triscuit game for so long, no thank you for the jizzification elucidation.

by thisisnterinplease October 24, 2022