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1. When anything is so awesome, you could instantly jizz. (Literally or figuratively)
Yo, Guelker, I went to this strip club the other day. Boy was it jizzifying.

Hey bro, did you watch The Avengers? That fucking movie was jizzifying.
Jizzify by Chuck_Mony May 2, 2013
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jizzified 

the act of being completely submerged in the seminal fluid of a gentleman caller, especially Philip Seymour Hoffman.
Rebecca: Yo girl, Tey-Shawn jizzified me last night. Good thing i was wearing a snorkel.
jizzified by turfburn29 December 4, 2009

Jizziful 

A blend of 'jizz' and 'beautiful' used to describe something or someone so beautiful/sexy/awesome that they cause people to jizz ;)
Boy 1: Dayummnn that girl is jizziful!
Boy 2: *jizzes*

Girl N: arrggghhhh 'nightmare' by A7X is just jizziful!
Girl C: TISSSS! i jizzed moar than once!
Jizziful by Ninetales June 18, 2010
Lighten up the mood with some good ol’ jazz.
*Frank Sinatra music*
Wow, this music’s really jazzifying up this place. Have sex with me?”
Jazzify by bobbyturtle69 October 2, 2018

Jizzifination 

A squad of Super Hero's fighting against, clean dorm rooms, STD's, and Sargent Ass Wipe, as well as bagging every hot chick on the East and West Coast.
Yea, Jizzifination totally wrecked it!

jizzified-love

When someone has a grand attraction to someone, so much that their love can be labeled or expressed in a manner of which jizz is used.
The drunk college girl had a jizzified-love for Mr. MacMiller.

Jizzification Elucidation 

When a group of people tell u (normally uncomfortably) about there strange masturbation games.
“Jackson and Jeff were talking about that triscuit game for so long, no thank you for the jizzification elucidation.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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