Jizzbango 

A word used to finish a conversation when it gets awkward.
or
A word use to insult ones friends great mothers sisters

Boy: "I love you". Girl: "Okay". Boy: "Jizzbango"

Jizzbango by ty1234 March 4, 2013

jizzbag 

1. The scrotum.

2. A contemptable person.

"Give me the five bucks you owe me, you jizzbag!"

jizzbag by tradesman March 31, 2003

jizzbang 

The word Jizzbang means to Masturbate or wank, or it could also mean any of the following:

Bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

The word comes from two sections, Jizz and Bang. The first section Jizz is short for Jizzum which is another word for males sperm. And the second word, Bang means Explosion, which is when the male drops his load all over the chicks chest giving her a peral necklace.

It can also be used as an insult, as in calling someone a jizzbanger.

Dude! Last night I had the biggest Jizzbang, i filled up the whole sock!

Oh man, last night my wife gave me this Jizzbang and it shot her in the eye!

You fuckin' Jizzbanger

Don't you fuckin' Jizzbang near me!?!?!11

jizzbang by counterfeit October 12, 2004

Jizzbarrow 

A person that makes like harder for themsleves by destroying or lossing their own property before a big event or party. Normaly something they do often.

"He smashed his new phone and we are leaving in 20 minutes,my god Hendy is a jizzbarrow."

Jizzbarrow by teh gil gil January 18, 2009

jizzcannon 

1. A really big penis with the owner having the associated ability to blast huge loads upon reaching climax.
2. One of the best pimps ever to play the online game "Idlepimps"

"So did you lay some pipe last night?"
"Yeah, I threw her the jizzcannon and she started screaming like that Kim Catrall in Porky's"

jizzcannon by Jizzcannon January 26, 2009

jizzbag 

1) A real fuckin idiot 2) bag for holdin' jizz

1) My roommate is such a jizzbag. 2) Pick up this jizzbag before my mom comes.

jizzbag by Skiz November 23, 2002

jizzbag 

1. A condom
2. A scrotum

1. "I did it so much that the jizzbag popped."

2. "They hit me right in the jizzbag."

jizzbag by Some White Guy February 18, 2003