Jizass 

A term that can take on multiple meanings
1) An endearing term that can be used to define one of your friends who can sometimes be an idiot. Synonymous with clown
2)A total dochebag, who routinely makes an ass of himself. Used for people you have little tolerance for, even if at times their ineptitude at life can be somewhat amusing.

1) Yeah that guy over there parading around, making dumb jokes is my friend. He's such a jizass.

2) Wait you thought that guy was funny? I thought he was a total jizass, I didn't like him.

Jizass by The ultimate jizass April 22, 2009

jizaster 

when a man's jiz goes everywhere (or anywhere its not supposed to) making that area a disaster zone. jiz+disaster=jizaster

last night he came all over the headboard AND my freshly washed hair, it was a total jizaster!

jizaster by pin-up dollie June 29, 2009

jibass

to chicken out of something

what you doing you jibass you cant handle it???

jibass by kipwar October 6, 2003

jizastard 

usually a person or thing that is acting like a bastard+jizz hence the term jizastard

M.E. was being a real jizastard when it came to naming her dog, Vermont Phoncyphrus

jizastard by SpreeganDreeganKreegan December 10, 2002

Jipass 

absurd, nonsensical, or worthless talk or ideas

"That statement is jipass"

Jipass by jamethyst February 8, 2015