When you are having sex with your partner and you pretend to be a wizard, and then pull out your penis and use it as a magic wand and jizz all over your partner while at the same time yelling 'abracadabra'
Last night I was having a fantastic bang session and I decided that she need to be given the Jizard!
by Bikeboy June 27, 2018
And as the Jizard entered the tavern, named "Mind Tricks" all of the evil forces swept away from the city. They knew that the Jizard was far too powerful for them to attempt an assault.
by epilepticanon November 29, 2011
When one is skiing two guys, wearing a ski mask. When the guys are approaching there climax you rip the ski mask off and say “give me the jizard”
Well when one meets the summit of there climax you have to rip off the ski mask and say give me the jizard (aka jizz blizzard)
by Neville long bottom October 15, 2021