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1.
this is the grand finale. when you're about to ejaculate, shoot your cum or baby gravy into the back of a floor fan with your girl standing right in front. watch as the jizz blizzard that follows covers her whole body and makes her a sticky mess. dry cleaning may be necessary.
"My girl fell to the ground and tried to make a snow angel in the jizz blizzard that fell upon her..."
by KevinCA$H August 03, 2006
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a tasty ice cream treat made from male ejaculation cunt hair and ice cream.
Pualhah enjoys a good jizzblizzard after hes had a hard day of prostitution with kerry.
by balls May 27, 2003
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